In today’s Fiver: the Premier League’s final day. Plus wine and going Dutch
With their outlay of gazillions of pounds for TV rights to the Premier League, the mandarins at Sky were probably hoping to get more bang for their buck on the final day of the season than three also-rans scrapping over the crumbs that are two remaining Big Cup places. Morsels they might be, but with the title decided and the relegation trapdoor pulled shut, that is the awkward position in which the broadcast behemoth now finds itself, pinning its hopes on hapless Middlesbrough to provide its massive stake with some last-day sizzle. Of course anything is possible, however unlikely, but even Ray Winstone’s giant floating head would struggle to keep a straight face while trying to convince punters to “’ave a bang on that”.
Source: Football News
Link : The Fiver | Pinning hopes on Middlesbrough to provide some last-day sizzle. Oh