The Fiver | Telling schoolchildren how best to catch fog in a net

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The Fiver didn’t get where it is today – chained to a radiator in a windowless crawl space with a face drawn on a tennis ball for companionship, since you’re asking – through ostentatious shows of false bravado. Unlike hardline Tory Brexiteer and occasional weekend warmonger (“I was in the [Territorial] army, I wasn’t trained to lose”) Mark Francois we’re quite content to be “held against our will” and in the face of adversity are more likely to be found cowering behind the sofa mumbling silent prayers than standing behind a lectern shouting Tennyson poems at pensioners for reasons that remain unclear.

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Source: Football News
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